Yeah, I’m that uncle — the one who won’t shut up at Thanksgiving about government black ops, CIA mind games, and how UFOs were never unidentified to begin with. For years, people rolled their eyes, laughed me off, called me “crazy.” Then one by one, those wild stories started coming true. MKUltra? Real. Project Blue Book? Documented. AATIP? Funded and declassified.

One day I thought, “Hell, if I can’t get people to listen, maybe I can get them to wear it.” So I started turning all those footnotes, whistleblower files, and declassified docs into graphic T-shirts — part art, part education, part middle finger to censorship. These aren’t just designs. They’re redacted records. They’re fact-based wake-up calls. They’re what happens when you stop laughing at the conspiracy guy and start asking him for sources.

This is my rebellion — one shirt at a time. And now you can wear the truth, too.
From one crazy uncle… to the rest of the world: you were never supposed to know this stuff. But now you do.